Anonymous:
omfg i didnt even know what to say we all just looked at each other and i slowly grabbed my bag and walk out and we just never spoke of it again. in second grade i had this music teacher and there was this one girl in my class who was really weird and he judged her i think and he like never picked her for "hide the spongebob" and so one day she cried and peed on his flute while he wasnt in the room

where did you go to school omg

Anonymous:
omfg it was so funny i cant. ok so like last year i was having a sleepover with my friends and it was like 3 boys and 3 girls and we were all like in this backhouse ((my friend had a mini house behind her house???) and some of us were on the trampoline and i go inside to get something out of my bag and i walked in on one of the guys giving head to another

what did u say omg

Anonymous:
ok so we started screaming I LOVE YOU KEITH and we chased them all the way back to his house and would look for windows to get in and then we decided to go home and i was running down his driveway and i fell and scraped my knee and i started crying and my friends were trying to help me and they were like KEITH HELP SHES HURT and they didnt believe us and my friends mom had to come get us

omg that’s what u get

Anonymous:
aw ily. ok so my sister was like ms popular in high school and knew everyone and there was this one boy she was friends with named keith and he was like really cute and i was in like late elementary or early middle school idk but my 2 friends and i were walking and we saw keith and a big group of my sisters friends and my friend was like HI KEITH so we all were like YA HI KEITH LOL UR HOT and they were walking away so we followed them and (have to write two messages because character limit ugh)

omg

Yo its me again chicka heres a fun story for you. And it's true. One time in 3rd grade I went to a all year round school so it was July and I had fireworks at school and set off a smoke bomb in the art room and everybody had to evacuate and kids were crying and they thought they were Gunna die and I felt super bad but I never got caught. Lol kbye

omg

Anonymous:
i have no idea but his older brother was hot as fuck like wow. ok once in like 1st grade i googled penis because i thought it was funny idk and like that was my first time seeing a dick so i thought it was pretty funny so i called my best friend (she lived behind me we shared a backyard) and told her to come over so i could show her and we laughed about it and for a week we watched porn but like we were 6 we didnt know what it was and then my mom caught us and we cried and hid under the sink

why haven’t u written a memoir i would buy it

Anonymous:
ok once in kindergarten we were lining up and like this kid named dhylon was the line leader and he got so excited that he threw up and some girl screamed and he started playing in his vomit and i think the teacher almost had a heart attack

where is dhylon now he seems like someone i want to know

chanel-lolita:

duh

i got some cool new platforms yesterday eeeeeek ◕‿◕

Anonymous:
i thought instead of asking you stuff i would just tell you stories of stuff thats happened to me is that ok

yes please